An anonymous tip off earlier this morning lead to a raid at a flat in Swindon resulting in Curious' capture and an end to his sordid dealings. "We broke down the door in the earlier hours but Curious was already awake watching cartoons," stated Detective Don Digestive, "He managed to slip out of the kitchen window and make a break for it on his police styled electric quad bike but my men realised he wasn't using regulation light bulbs and pulled him over."
When police examined his Noddy themed Laptop they discovered over 13 trillion indecent images that included a sickeningly large amount of Phineas and Ferb promotional artwork. Police are still unsure if the cartoon acted as motivation for Curious' actions but behavioural specialists are being called in to tackle the problem.
Curious, who is responsible for numerous therapy bills across Wiltshire and the Midlands has been on Britain's most wanted list since his birth in 2005. "I think he took far too much pleasure when he came out," stated staff Doctor Mick Flibbins, "But in his defense his Mother had a wonderful vagina, pre birth of course."
A Judge at Swindon Crown Court was quick to sentence Curious to 30 years in a young offenders institute this afternoon saying, "He's been a very naughty boy and hurt a lot of people. We need to make an example of this youth in a bid to stamp out such horrific activities and I plan to prosecute to the fullest extent of the law."
When dragged from court Timmy managed to whimper a statement through his blanky, "I just peaked at an earlier age, besides what else is there to do in Swindon."
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