People Visit Dress

by Shaky Parkinson

A dress worn to a recent Royal shindig is going on display at Buckingham Palace to the delight of unloved chubby women everywhere.  The dress was worn at some sort of wedding thingy by a lass from Reading.

The piece of cloth is said to be the envy of woman everywhere and its showcase I've been assured has caused ripples somewhere on the planet.  It seems thousands of people will turn out to see the dress for a good gawping and possibly a few tears.

The owner of the dress is said to be traveling down from Cambridge for a special one on one private viewing of the arranged fabric with the Queen.  Once the ceremony is over the dress will be opened to visitors for some such reason.

Guests pilgrimages to see the dress will not be in vain as we have assurances that it will be accompanied by veil and tiara.