"Why aren't there any boobs here." - Arthur Stout, West Puckney
"After enthusiastically heading out to my local coffee establishment with the hope of tasting what was advertised as both a delightful and powerful hot beverage I can say that my dislike for the new 'Whappaccino' extends about as far as my three broken teeth and emergency dentist bill." - Carol Tackle, Stoke-on-Rent
"Be a Vegan! It fucking rocks balls!" - Darrel Wednesday, Old Hammock
"I was dismayed to read your article regarding the recent legal changes in meat classification and I find it frankly absurd. To call me a barbarian for my simple enjoyment of a duck wrap is hurtful and insensitive. It's not like I have killed animals in the past, I leave that up to the food industry and so my hands are clean. This is just another case of problem solving legislation causing more problems than it solves." - Cynthia Steak, East Soply
"After enthusiastically heading out to my local coffee establishment with the hope of tasting what was advertised as both a delightful and powerful hot beverage I can say that my dislike for the new 'Whappaccino' extends about as far as my three broken teeth and emergency dentist bill." - Carol Tackle, Stoke-on-Rent
"Be a Vegan! It fucking rocks balls!" - Darrel Wednesday, Old Hammock
"I was dismayed to read your article regarding the recent legal changes in meat classification and I find it frankly absurd. To call me a barbarian for my simple enjoyment of a duck wrap is hurtful and insensitive. It's not like I have killed animals in the past, I leave that up to the food industry and so my hands are clean. This is just another case of problem solving legislation causing more problems than it solves." - Cynthia Steak, East Soply
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