Shaky Parkinson: Writer, Fool, Frog Princess.
Jack 'The Mac' Mack: Satirist, Space Cadet, Avenger.
Brutal Robbins: Entertainment Correspondent, Bee Keeper, Reaper of Souls.
Brick Goodgame: Coaster Designer, Flags, You wouldn't like him when you're angry.
Mystic Chris: Horoscopes, Debauchery, Treasurer, Ruler of the Picnic Commitee.
Douglas: Accountant, Wingman, Licker of Testicles.
