We spoke to George Osborne, "The word on the grapevine is that the money all us sensible countries lent to Greece was apparently too tyrannical. The methods and restrictions we have put in place to ensure that Greece is still able to feed itself were apparently really mean."
Since the incident Greece has been locked within a stupidity coma that makes communication impossible. It is hoped Economists and Politicians can somehow bring Greece round but the outlook is bleak, not very good and potentially bad.
"I loved Greece like a son," wept Nicolas Sarkozy, "I work, I toil and for what? Look at how the world has treated Greece. Watch it lying helpless and unloved on its own back. I did everything for it and this is how I am repayed."
The incident has also sparked a number of radical copycats, all hell bent on defaulting this life in the desperate hope of somewhere richer. "Once that volcano blasts up again we're going to the top and hurling ourselves into the crater," whinged Iceland, "Things are looking pretty grim and we are also running low on cash. That money we stole from Great Britain didn't even cover the heating bills. So we've decided this is all for the best."
America toyed with the idea for a few minutes before hearing that the Russians were too enthusiastic about the plans, so unless a double bluff can get the go ahead the threat of more defaulting may be averted.
Economists have said that Greece is in a critical state but even a small union ballot could be enough to send it over the edge. They were adamant that Greece would recover in time and that they, "Weren't letting go."
"Our thoughts are with the family," stated David Cameron, "They are also with it's wallet. Let's hope there's a donor card in there."
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