This gathering of politicians was set to change the face of thinking and get some stuff sorted out and from my detailed research I can safely say that the summit's biggest impact was made in the pudding section of the buffet cart. And who can blame them, the food was top notch, the service second to none and that cute little blonde number serving the crabs was nothing but a vision.
I also heard rumours that Barbados and the Maldives spent a few interesting moments in the chalet and the Queen had a wonderful time pretending to be interested in her irritatingly numerous subjects. Sri Lanka's Uncle was also let loose on the bar after slipping free of his health care worker and spent a pleasant week harassing the local talent and getting plastered on gin. Iain Duncan Smith was also seem practising his dive bombing in the pool and by Friday had gotten it down to a fine art, being able to splash the Solomon Islands with deceptive ease. I think they would have been more upset if they'd been conscious but they don't get away from the wives to often and the tequila blammer's really took their toll.
As usual the annual twister contest was won by Pakistan but the trophy giving hit new heights of hilarity when India got jealous and botched an attempt at sabotage that resulted in Ghana's Nan getting a full tank in the face from a Super Soaker 2100v.
On the downside someone who has yet to be identified left one mean smelling creation in the lads' toilets and by all accounts the finger is being pointed at you Tuvalu. Maybe you do things differently out there on the Pacific Rim but there is no excuse for that kind of activity being present at such a significant political get together. Cameroon's Mum was almost sick and once the smell got sucked into the vents the buffet had to be postponed for the afternoon. Maybe you did it, maybe you didn't but Trinidad and Tobago were playing hide and seek when they saw you leave the restroom and you know well enough that they can't lie.
Right, it's been a hectic week and Shaky needs him some beauty sleep. Front side down, after sun on. Bingo.
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