"Who says miracles can't happen?" claimed Vickery, "Now it feels like I've done something really important with my life. Something the kids will be able to remember me for."
"That man is in love with his dinner," blabbed MasterChef host Gregg Wallace, "He put all his weight behind that meal and came out ball in hand to take the try. If his meal were a conversion it'd be worth thirty points. I love rugby and food, who cares he won."
"We had to give him the prize," cited host John Torode, "It takes more than the average man to cater lunch for the crew of BBC's Spooks. Spies work up an appetite fighting terrorists and Phil was there to make sure they got the job done. He's a national treasure and he has saved the world."
Asked what he was going to do next Mr. Vickery said he would, "Probably just go home. Got some tidying to do."
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