Libyan Street Party Preparations "In Full Swing"

by Shaky Parkinson

After months of fighting, Libyan Rebels have finally demolished the last of the legal barriers that have stopped their much desired street party from getting the go ahead.  The soon to be ex-Libyan leader, Colonel Gaddafi will see his 42 year ban on all street based partying events to come to an end.  When asked he said, "What?" and when questioned he commented, "I had a headache and I never get invited anyway.  No party."

Cries of, "We're coming for you frizz head," echoed throughout the streets last night as hundreds of unopposed Rebels descended on the Gaddafi compound in search of 'Events registration form 12-C'.  One Rebel enthusiastically commented, "I don't care about his headache, the people of Libya have waited too long and suffered too much, we have been tortured for too long, it is our time to strike, and party we will.  Once we have secured the form, filled it out in triplicate only then can we get Mustav working on the DJ set."

This weeks capturing of Tripoli at the hands and feet of Rebel Forces has put an end to Gaddafi's party ruining ways with celebrations set to be, "In full swing," for a quality shindig this coming weekend.  "We're stoked," said one Fool as he foolishly sprayed bullets across the sky killing three civilians who were strategically placed two miles away in a security bunker, "It's going to be great, I hope Deborah shows up, I think I might be in."

It is thought that a flag parade through the streets of the city's smouldering shell will be followed by a slap up buffet and some kissing before the real celebrations get underway on Saturday night.

One Unstoppable claimed, "Six months of fighting have all been leading up to this.  It's going to be a blinder, literally.  I've spent the duration of the fighting sober and that is pretty hard for an alcoholic, so come Saturday I'm drinking myself blind and having a bang up time.  Also literally."

Events Organiser Halim had this to say, "They'll be bunting like you've never seen.  We've already shipped in the biscuits and we are just waiting on the liquor and strippers.  We're thinking of letting them start their act during the minutes' silence to the dead masses, it's probably what they would have wanted, it's what we want and consistency is key."

He continued, "We've set up a VIP section down at the harbour for all the cool Rebels, you know, the ones that wear the hats, and we've turned the main road into a slip 'n slide.  Whacky is not the word.  But it is a good one."

Travel arrangements have been put in place for getting the entire population to the capital in time for the festivities and Guinness have even sent over an official to have a nose around to observe if this street party is as big as it claims to be.

Halim summed it up best, "In summary, we are chuffed.  Really really chuffed.  We've have overthrown the shackles of our tyrannical leader and his no party policies and now we are free to have fun and put our own party organising skills into practice.  Now if you'll excuse me, I have to sparkle."