The shows producers the BBC have whinged that the new format is working a treat and makes a welcome change from the tyrannical exploits of the previous cast. Gordon Brown's stupid blustery bitching wasn't doing the viewers any good but his replacement Ed Miliband is working well with the ensemble cast.
Miliband, who has been brought in to field critical abuse from the shows lead has until now handled the role to perfection. His bumbling, witless, insulting and misinformed contribution to the cast has created a vicious harmony between 'opposing sides' The Red and Blue Team.
Today's episode is said to have smashed all ratings since the shows inception and David's all out confident attack on the entire house came as a shock to viewers. No Member of Parliament was left unscathed by David Cameron's unstoppable train of dialogue. "He fielded question after question without so much as a glance at his notes," says co-star George Osborne, "I wouldn't want to play him at Trivial Pursuit."
The pace of the program never abated and after Miliband was left to sulk in the kiddie's corner Cameron clearly established himself as the shows out right leader. The program's researchers are confused as to the origin of his in depth encyclopedic knowledge of all things political. "We just gave him a piece of paper that read 'Wing it'," said one Researcher while busy making willy jokes on Wikipedia.
The audience response to the program was ecstatic. One Hag from Winchester had this to say, "I love him, I have a picture of him on my wall and I think he is right good." Further praise was given to the Blue Team's leader in the form of Mrs. Miss from Dudley, "He's a hunk and I'm totally voting for him next time."
The news of the shows success wasn't taken well by Miliband who is in talks with the unemployment office about switching to their current ratings boomer 'Job Centre Fortnightly'. Apparently he suffered mental and emotional abuse at the hands of his co-star Cameron and was not gifted with the cuddles he was promised.
With today's ratings peaking at 4.8billion the shows creators are hoping that the upsurge will allow them to push for another series. The same group later okayed this decision and a search for a new Red Team Leader is underway. If the move does go ahead the producers are praying to God that Ed Balls will step in and take over the reins so that they can continually print his name over and over again.
Nick Clegg was unwanted for comment.
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