by Shaky Parkinson
A nineteen-year-old Teenager has today hacked into the FBI's digital porn stash. The Teen who was part of a website focus group in Putney was baffled when he clicked on a tab marked 'Secret FBI Porn And Info Bank: Do Not Open'.
Upon doing so he was presented with over sixty million wonderful pornographic images, a complete list of national missile defense codes and a funny picture of Barrack Obama in a Jessica Rabbit outfit.
The FBI and Scotland Yard were quick to react to the intrusion by arresting the disgusting computer hacker and confiscating his assigned laptop. Forensic analysis proved unquestionably that the Youth was fully responsible for breaching global online security and posed a threat to the universe.
The Youngster has been unavailable to comment but the phrase; "Stupid fuckers" has been murmured under the door of the lock up. The Boy's Parents are in agreement with the authorities that extradition is the only option to protect the whole of humanity from his insane ways. They also added the reason may also have been because, "He never ate his greens and made a hash of the lawn."
The rest of the focus group were quick to praise the new Internet website and database saying it was the most marvelous thing they had ever seen. This suspicious behaviour was indeed sussed out by the FBI and it was decided that a group extradition was the only way to be perfectly sure that the smut stayed hidden and secure.
No one will not be paid their £50 incentive.
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