Closer Cheats On Heat with OK! Reports Guff

News Guff sources can exclusively reveal that a leisurely boat trip in Plymouth Harbour was the scene for a secret rendezvous between Closer and OK! Magazine.  It seems with Heat taking a far flung break around the Pacific the two were free to indulge in a bit of fraternizing under the covers.

Our sources were unclear as to the details but the two were seen making a mockery of their absent friend by getting extremely steamy in the hot tub.  With the pit sweat pics of Cheryl Cole proving to be a bigger hurdle in the Heat/Closer relationship than previously thought, who knows if this is the end for the popular pair?

"Start to Lay."

"I'm not surprised the two have bedded down together," claimed Cosmopolitan, "They've always been friendly and with Heat out of the picture the two can really start to lay the foundations of a real relationship."

"OK! is such a bitch," claimed an irate Marie Claire, "All she wants is a juicy story and doesn't care whose expected profit percentages she hurts.  I cannot bear to read another paragraph."

Outraged Marie Claire!

Onlookers were said to be appalled by the display, dubbing the scandal an 'Attention bid' and 'A popularity fizzle'.  "They were obviously aware of the cameras," claimed a photographer for Grazia, "I've done a lot of publicity in my time and after the first few waves you start to cotton onto the bigger picture.  In the end they only care what the readers think, because once they loose their standing it's all over."


"In a press."

In response Heat was seen boarding a plane home from the Tropics, although in a press statement her CEO claimed that it was, "A routine flight and Heat is returning home after a catching a cold."

Experts are saying that this event could spark a story so big it'll make Jen and Brad's divorce look like a lover's tiff and we all wait with baited breath and mixed reviews as to the outcome.